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Jokes in Engilsh
’Cultural Shock’
Two women are sitting in a cafe and talking.One of them says : 'Well, my honeymoon with Mark is over. I wonder if he would ask me to marry him.’
The other answers : 'I really don’t know. Personally I’m a wonderful housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.’
At the repair shop specializing in body painting and shocks : ‘The repair will take a while. We need a part from Mexico, a part from Brazil and one from Taiwan’.
A boss says to job applicant, ‘I’ll give you 220 $ an hour now, and in thre months I’ll increase your pay to 30 $ an hour. So, tell me when would you like to start ?’. The applicant replies, ‘In three months.’
Business Communication Code
Always give 100 % at work :
12 % on Monaday
23 % on Tuesday
40 % on Wednesday
20 % on Thursday
10 % on Friday
To err is human, but to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human.
Competetive salary. = We pay less than our competitors.
Tell a boss your opinion. = He will listen to what you have to say as long as it does not interfere with what he has already decided.
Join our fast – paced company. = We have no time to train you.
Some overtime required. = Every night & weekends.
Your suggestion is under consideration. = It is lost or thrown away.
Duties will vary. = Anyone in the office can boss you around.
Good communication skills. = Management talks and you figure out what they say.